our house is very small,
it has bunting on the wall,
and when the fish in the fridge goes off,
it doesn't smell too nice at all,

today we went to the pictures,
to see a single man,
not actually a lonely gent,
but a film, you understand,

colin firth was in it,
and he was very good,
i thought for a few seconds,
we would see nick hoult's manhood,

but in fact we didn't,
it was all very tastefully done,
although having said that,
there's a lot of c.f's bum

this afternoon was stormy,
it rained and rained and rained,
tomorrow might be similar,
ie pretty much the same,

i prefer it sunny,
but i don't control the weather,
if i could i'd make lots of money,
and be considered very clever.

thankyou.